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Never sure what to say. I'm 24, attracted to everything, a fourth wave feminist, and an Wyld Stallyn.

Then again, most of what you'll see are my many, many fandoms.

All ships are tagged because I'm not an ass.

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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thedevilwearsaprons:

Porterhouse #steak #istanbul  (at Nusr-Et. Steak House Etiler)

thedevilwearsaprons:

Porterhouse #steak #istanbul (at Nusr-Et. Steak House Etiler)

captain-snark:

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

tazzygal:

orihime-strawberry-love:

superduperfitblr:

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

This just in people cant tell the difference between genitalia and secondary sex traits

THANK YOU GENIUS SIDE OF TUMBLR.

I would also like to point out that men are also capable of getting aroused by having their nipples played with, so by that logic men should be covering up their nipples in public.

athosings:

Just a few more very important things about In the Flesh:

  • If you’re disabled in any way whatsoever, you’re going to identify with this show.
  • If you’re a member of the LGBTQ community, you’re going to identify with this show.
  • If you’re frustrated by the over-sexualizing of female characters, you’re going to love this show.
  • If you enjoy complex and intimately written characters, you’re going to love this show.

anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

dyquietly:

tavrosnugget:

Starting to rub: Oh god this is going to be perverted isn’t it?
Surprise revealed: OH MY GOD THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED 


OH NO

dyquietly:

tavrosnugget:

Starting to rub: Oh god this is going to be perverted isn’t it?

Surprise revealed: OH MY GOD THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED 

OH NO

truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

rose, newheadcanon, roseneedssubtitlesinmovies, wpf!verse

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

rose, newheadcanon, roseneedssubtitlesinmovies, wpf!verse